It’s 2049: A Little Ways in the Future in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
May the Force be with you, Rey, as you go where no man has gone before.
The 2019 Golden Gabe Awards
David: Ok. But I’ll have you know that picking out a sweater for this event was literally the hardest choice of my life, and I think that the results speak for themselves.
Do Not Look Directly at the Dog Park
There was once a purebred golden retriever who visibly loved everyone and snuggled up to strangers: she was so beautiful I was scared to touch her for fear I’d leave an unsightly smudge.
Same as It Ever Was?: A Millennial’s Retirement Plan
Can you mourn a future you haven’t lived?
So, How Does It Feel?
When I was younger, I expected that falling in love would be a transcendental, magical experience, ushering me into that enlightenment which is achieved only on the other side of romance.
Listen
Plenty of people exist in the peripherals, without heart, voice, hope, friends. People you might never expect.
The Same, The Truth
We tell the stories as we want to know them, withholding the details that would round them into truth.
Wisconsin
“I’m glad you’re here, Will,” said David, “because Sarah and I have an announcement to make.”
The Snowy Knight of Christmas Holly
Best line: “A guest house, on a teacher’s salary?”
Three Carols for Teachers
Silent night, hole punch night,
Teachers quake at the sight
