
With Apologies to Country Music
After about three years of total country music immersion, I’m here to ask you to give it another shot.
After about three years of total country music immersion, I’m here to ask you to give it another shot.
It’s time to pass this space on to the next generation.
To be sure, I found several things that made me cringe. But I also found a lot of things to love.
A bar of soap slips from its shelf and clatters to the shower floor with the power of a thousand stampeding wildebeest.
Are you interested in joining the post calvin community? We have several openings for new writers beginning this August, and we’d love for you to audition!
It’s just that in the year of our virus 2020, I simply cannot stop watching the Bon Appetit YouTube channel.
The next morning she was clutching the screen door with her dainty insect toes.
“Why is no one washing their hands before going to lunch?!”
We decided to put this extra day of the year to creative use by checking in with some of our former writers.
it’s curious, the way we’re all tinted.
You’re not supposed to say yes to everything these days. I know.
Favorite posts of 2019 from our editors.
Favorite pieces of 2019 from our writers.
Favorite pieces of 2019 from our audience.
Silent night, hole punch night,
Teachers quake at the sight
That’s a lot of lead up, I know. But, like, welcome to my head I guess.
There’s more than meets the eye
Invisible to the naked eye
I can do that with my eyes closed
So I guess I’m waiting. Statistically, that shoe’s gotta fall sometime.
It’s a little weird that I, of all people, feel nervous being watched. Being watched is literally my job.
This can become extremely funny because the network isn’t always that good at making stuff up, mostly because the English language is hard and also because a computer doesn’t have a brain.
Grand Rapids Christian High commencement address
May 28, 2019
Are you interested in joining the post calvin community? We have several openings for new writers beginning this August, and we’d love for you to audition!
Claire makes Lucky Charms and it turns out cereal is extremely hard to make at home, which is maybe why General Mills can charge us $4 for a twelve-ounce box of air and sugar.
Both artists choose the same virtue as their guide through their newly dark and silent worlds—Patience.
When is it okay to bring up an ex? My answer, at its simplest, is never.
dinner for two
at a blessedly quiet establishment
except the waiter is in training
and keeps bothering us
I know. It’s just a suitcase. OR IT’S JUST THE MAW OF THE CAVE OF WONDERS FROM ALADDIN WAITING TO EAT ME ALIVE.
This year, we decided to let the writers speak for themselves.
This year, we decided to let the writers speak for themselves.
This year, we decided to let the writers speak for themselves.