I’ll Just Be in the Other Room, Fainting
What were they going to do, take me to urgent care to hear, “Mmm sorry, it’s broken but also…it’s a toe?”
Crochet, Math, and Things We Can’t Solve
But crochet and quilting are done first by women and then through math, so we don’t talk much about the latter.
The Eighth-Life Crisis
At age ten, my peace was disturbed.
Puberphonia and the Resistance to Change
Anticipating the future cannot stop it from coming.
Back to the Beginning
Rarely do endings directly incite their beholders to go back and relive what they loved.
Contemplating the Bowl Turtle
It is a frequent casualty claimed by the trail.
Shorting Creative Outlets
I don’t want to believe that this is going to be adulthood forever, a thick haze of inertia.
Worse Angels
You are suddenly and acutely aware that when you die and go to hell, this is what awaits you.
Dividing Lines
It must explain everything or it explains nothing.
My Calvin Degree, One Year Later
As my peers panicked over the midterms, I instead found myself concerned with my lack of concern.
