Some more things I think about a lot even though they’re not important
This is my last post on the post calvin. Goodbye and thanks for reading.
Tony graduated in 2012 with majors in mathematics and economics. He now lives in Chicago and is pursuing graduate study in economics. He also has a very good cultural trivia podcast called “Here’s My Number, So Call Me Ishmael” available on Libsyn, iTunes, and Google Play.
by Tony Ditta | Jul 17, 2019 | 0 comments
This is my last post on the post calvin. Goodbye and thanks for reading.
by Tony Ditta | Jun 17, 2019 | 0 comments
I don’t know if this is an error per se, but it’s certainly a sin of omission.
by Tony Ditta | May 17, 2019 | 0 comments
There’s a brand of bathroom scales called “Thinner.” This is a bad name for a bathroom scale.
by Tony Ditta | Apr 17, 2019 | 0 comments
I’ve created some “””art””” using the Processing programming language.
by Tony Ditta | Mar 17, 2019 | 0 comments
First, as somebody who likes math, I want to clarify: what you’re describing is being bad at arithmetic, not necessarily being bad at math.
by Tony Ditta | Feb 17, 2019 | 0 comments
There’s something about how she says “weird now” that sounds distinctly Northern European to me. I can’t quite place it.
by Tony Ditta | Jan 17, 2019 | 0 comments
People also hate it when I’m right and they’re wrong, which happens pretty frequently.
by Tony Ditta | Dec 17, 2018 | 0 comments
Here I’ve compiled a list of songs containing one of my favorite lyrical quirks: emphasizing the wrong syllable of a word, but making it work.
by Tony Ditta | Nov 17, 2018 | 0 comments
In college, my friend Lauren was describing the physical features that she found attractive about men. She said, “I don’t know, beards are really growing on me.”
by Tony Ditta | Oct 17, 2018 | 0 comments
A while ago a few friends and I took a class that turned out to be much easier than expected. We spent most of the class time electronically messaging.
by Tony Ditta | Sep 17, 2018 | 0 comments
gma (6:46 p.m.) – Trying to go to Gmail, but autocomplete failed me. “GMA” brings you to “Good Morning America.”
gmail (6:47 p.m.) – Nailed it.
by Tony Ditta | Aug 17, 2018 | 0 comments
The people I know with whom I’ve recently played chess are similarly much better than me. When we play, I view it more as a self-esteem boost for them than a real contest.
by Tony Ditta | Jul 17, 2018 | 2 comments
A while ago my friend Ryan won three games of Club Keno in a row.
by Tony Ditta | Jun 17, 2018 | 0 comments
Condoms were occasionally brought up with a scoff and a smirk. Believing that condoms were good for anything was credulity on par with believing the earth is flat.
by Tony Ditta | May 17, 2018 | 0 comments
People go nuts over the fact that most people think they’re above average.
by Tony Ditta | Mar 17, 2018 | 0 comments
If you ever hear me screaming “What if there’s more? What if there’s more?” I’m just singing along.
by Tony Ditta | Feb 17, 2018 | 0 comments
He’s deathly afraid of my guitar because one time—one time—he knocked it over and the sound it made upon landing scared the bejesus out of him.
by Tony Ditta | Jan 17, 2018 | 0 comments
I’m over here with the cognitive capacity to panic endlessly about my impending doom, and I actually have to face that doom, while amoeba don’t even have the cognitive capacity to distinguish Bob the Builder from Dora the Explorer, and they basically get to live forever.
by Tony Ditta | Dec 17, 2017 | 0 comments
I’m not totally clear on the distinction between Great Britain, the United Kingdom, and the British Isles.
I wish the employees at the restaurants I frequent would pretend they’ve never seen me before.
by Tony Ditta | Nov 17, 2017 | 0 comments
One reason is that we can get insight into human behavior by comparing what people should do in this situation (if they want to maximize winning probability) to what they actually do.
by Tony Ditta | Oct 17, 2017 | 0 comments
Who did he attack? Young women at the beginning of their careers—people over whom he had the most leverage and who had the least institutional recourse.
by Tony Ditta | Sep 17, 2017 | 0 comments
I tried not to include too many live songs because that’s sort of cheating, but there are some REALLY good live ones, so those have been included.
by Tony Ditta | Aug 17, 2017 | 7 comments
And this is the mark of comedy greatness: it pushes us—not to a breaking point, but just outside what we thought was “good enough.”
by Tony Ditta | May 31, 2017 | 0 comments
Abby said I could write “500-800 words about anything under the sun,” so I wrote a computer game in which you play Rock, Paper, Scissors against a computer, but you always win.
by Tony Ditta | Jan 30, 2015 | 1 comment
FACT ALERT: Anything invisible that doesn’t seem to be trying to kill us is just one major breakthrough away from being found out as a villain.