Forks on the Road

Forks on the Road

When we pass the Toyota with someone eating a chicken sandwich all wrapped up in white paper, I throw up my hands.

“Is the whole Midwest eating something but us?”

Menace

Menace

The woodchuck I didn’t manage to beat in year four is back, and now she has “Never Surrender” tattooed on her chest.

I Survive 5 Minutes in Jurassic Park

I Survive 5 Minutes in Jurassic Park

Gabbie Eisma: a 5’2” woman of outstanding imagination and library fines. 23 years old. (Note to costumes manager: Eisma should be wearing a salmon-colored button-up shirt over a blue tank top, khaki shorts, round sunglasses, and hiking boots.) (Both booted feet come...
Duck Neighbors

Duck Neighbors

I miss who murdered Mrs. McGinty. But I don’t miss my neighbor duck watching me all the way up the rest of the hill and back to my house.

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