TikTok Made Me Watch Hadestown: The Musical (Proshot)
If I knew my story had a tragic ending, would I still sing it?
Things I Haven’t Done in a Year
My host mom took one look at my outfit and, with a confused and shocked smile, asked in utmost politeness, “Is that an American style?”
Fists
There is something inside me that is deeply distrustful of people who perform acts of Christianity to the general public.
Nolan’s The Odyssey has Lost the Plot
If Polyphemus is just a glorified, land-dwelling version of the shark from Jaws, he hasn’t failed his responsibilities as a host by eating Odysseus’s men. He’s just hungry.
A Farewell
Before I left, I signed my sisters’ names and mine in the closet. A farewell.
How to Pick a Premier League Team, 2026 Edition
If you were really into BBC’s Sherlock in the 2010’s, I’d suggest Leeds United. Cause you gotta unite those leads to solve those crimes.
A Beautifully Boring Life
Perhaps they are simply a sea sponge.
keeping ghosts
I had pairs of cleats that sat in my closet unused but moved from dorm room to college house and so forth, because I couldn’t imagine getting rid of my Neymars I saved all my babysitting money for.
The Post I Never Wrote
Someone like that went to Calvin the same time I did and learned completely different lessons. That’s the piece, I thought.
The Gothic RomCom You Are Missing
Yes, these two who’ve never met before are crazy to immediately swear themselves to each other post dark ritual. But that’s why it’s fun!
