
What I Didn’t Tell You I Got For Christmas
“It’s sort of a parody of those angry, serious 20th writers and the people who revere them. ‘Am I a fan of that genre?’ No, can’t say that I am. But I think it’ll be funny?”
“It’s sort of a parody of those angry, serious 20th writers and the people who revere them. ‘Am I a fan of that genre?’ No, can’t say that I am. But I think it’ll be funny?”
Think about the particular way you form and connect your letters and wonder about where that comes from.
If you like Robin Hood: Nottingham Forest. It sounds like a made-up place, but they are a real team.
Whatever it is, it’s always better watching together.
It sounds pretty British so it could also be a colonial-era governor or a particularly favored royal hunting dog.
No wonder your face shows such horror and such fatigue.
I’m haunted by Things That People Who Have Their Lives Together Should Do.
Last year, it got towed while I was in line at the DMV on my birthday.
Here’s to you, rugby.
Points against: The only time you need to know the names of Santa’s reindeer is to sing this song.
And if I had started to feel faint, I’m not sure I would have let her see.
Cue the mournful organ. Cue the rain. Enter the church mice.
I have a new kind of energy, I feel good in my clothes, I’ve eaten vegetables and walked barefoot in grass.
This is beyond me.
I thought this was an incredible feature of the park, although a one-star review on Google Maps from 2018 disagrees.
Maybe it was a Five Guys thing where you could have a snack while waiting for your food and throw the shells wherever you liked with the authority and abandon of a Tudor monarch.
She has taught me to use a sewing machine about six different times. It never sticks.
My multiple Basketball Leadership Awards granted between grades 7 and 12 illustrate my natural leadership ability in a sporting context.
You could drink from whatever random thing you had and it was fine.
Poetry is hard work, and mostly I forget it exists.
I was especially tickled by that one anecdote about a dog probably.
The making of the thing feels good and the looking at a thing that I think looks nice feels good.
And, no great loss, I didn’t think about The Masked Singer once.
I think about saying “bedankt” after ordering but chicken out.
If they checked IDs, I’d never get in. But they don’t, and I wrote my paper, feeling like maybe I understood this place better than its students.
There are single family homes and giant, shiny apartment buildings and about six 7-Elevens in my square mile.
And for a moment I thought, “Ah, maybe the car has healed itself,” before remembering that only living things can heal themselves and that my car, although I sometimes talk to it as if it were a person, is not a living thing.
Twin bed with ancient plastic tubs holding who knows what underneath (1)
Ancient plastic tubs holding who knows what (3)
While she wrestled greatly with the tension of simultaneously desiring community and independence, it is clear that she was actually nailing it the entire time and really had nothing to worry about.
Apple Store Man (Alex). Genius Bar appointment at 11:15am, confirmed death of laptop and had very nice eyes.