“I Got Left Behind!”
Is that plane outside flying really low? Oh God, it probably doesn’t have pilots because they’ve been raptured and the plane is gonna crash!
Can I Just Give You a Damn Compliment?
Unsurprisingly, this led to an incredibly awkward five-minute conversation.
TikTok Made Me Watch Hadestown: The Musical (Proshot)
If I knew my story had a tragic ending, would I still sing it?
Recipe: 3 Delicious Hard-Learned Lessons, Seasoned with Sarcasm, and Served with a Lifetime of Grudges
The whole ride there, I’m begging God to hold the cake in his everlasting arms.
