A Beautifully Boring Life
Perhaps they are simply a sea sponge.
Perhaps they are simply a sea sponge.
If the dancing in the aisles during the worship I was used to didn’t already do it, the speaking in tongues would certainly push my Reformed friends over the edge.
A right angle? In my house? Can’t count on it.
I wish I was a Bene Gesserit witch.
My heart still yearns for Caribou runs and dressing room dates.
He runs away as soon as we take his boots out.
He confirmed every teenager’s worst fear: people are talking about you and your family.
I now know exactly how my mom felt when we started wearing bell bottoms again.
The only thing that would cause me to run 13.1 miles without being chased was the fact that I was surrounded by others running 13.1 miles without being chased.