Why on Earth is Smut Being Normalized, Though?
But in the plainest terms, unintended porn addiction is the dead last place where I want to pursue equality.
I Was Wrong About Late Nights
Sleeping in feels more like some sort of sin.
The Cheapest Thrills Are Aged like Fine Wine
We heard rumors of a massage chair in the lobby.
I Cracked the Grandma Code with Chocolate and Rice Balls
When at first someone politely declines your chocolate or tea, try, try again—but sneakier.
If a train could teach you the meaning of life…
The trains will go regardless of whether or not I am on them.
To All the Boys I’ve Rejected Before
The whole thing was awkward, really.
Has KFC Been Out-Kentuckied?
So of course I had to try it for myself. For research.
Be Nude, Not Rude
The first time I showered in the public space, my entrance came as no surprise to anyone but me.
To Kill, or Not to Kill? (A Bug.)
I hate ants for their determination and fearlessness.
