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The Elusive Inner Child

It seems that my “inner child” has never felt more far away than it does now.

There was no way I wasn’t going to listen to a song named after my home state.

I like hiking, earthy tones and station wagons—should I go full granola?

“If you have a bat in your dwelling after hours, please press four.”

Last year, it got towed while I was in line at the DMV on my birthday.

by Sam Tuit | Sep 1, 2024 | 2 comments

For the first time, it feels like I’m succeeding at being single and in my twenties.

by Izzy Nunez | Aug 28, 2024 | 1 comment

My colon felt like it was in my spleen.

Does God grieve the callousness of humans, the way they shoot helpless animals and delight in habitat destruction?

Imagine trying to go through the same processes when you haven’t held a cell phone since 1997.

by Sam Koster | Aug 25, 2024 | 5 comments

With preparations in place, the time comes. This ultimate, most dangerous beast is here.