It’s All Too Much
I don’t want to get used to the chaos, but history says I will.
by Sam Tuit | Feb 1, 2025 | 2 comments
I don’t want to get used to the chaos, but history says I will.
by Sam Tuit | Jan 1, 2025 | 2 comments
It is astonishing that a game released in 2011 has been continuously updated and hasn’t increased in price.
by Sam Tuit | Dec 1, 2024 | 3 comments
I decided to put up with you.
by Sam Tuit | Nov 1, 2024 | 1 comment
The sports reporter lives in a closet in the studio, and the summer intern will never grow up.
by Sam Tuit | Oct 1, 2024 | 0 comments
Some movies you watch over and over with friends to feel good. This is not one of those.
by Sam Tuit | Sep 1, 2024 | 2 comments
For the first time, it feels like I’m succeeding at being single and in my twenties.
by Sam Tuit | Aug 1, 2024 | 1 comment
Poor critical reception. Lines that made us burst into laughter at their strangeness. The most contrived reason to crossdress I’ve ever seen.
by Sam Tuit | Jul 1, 2024 | 2 comments
I wonder how a man who by all accounts hated tyranny treated his slaves.
by Sam Tuit | May 1, 2024 | 3 comments
Just add some bubbles Faygo, please? For me?
by Sam Tuit | Apr 1, 2024 | 0 comments
Compared to other superheroes out there, there’s not much interesting about a white guy who goes on a rampage when he’s angry.
by Sam Tuit | Mar 1, 2024 | 1 comment
And the obvious solution is to turn off the lights.
by Sam Tuit | Jan 1, 2024 | 8 comments
How do you sum up all the complexity of a human being in a medium as limited as words?
by Sam Tuit | Dec 1, 2023 | 1 comment
Also there’s a sentient universe that’s a frog.
by Sam Tuit | Nov 1, 2023 | 3 comments
Homebrewing is a way for GMs to say to their players “I’m invested in what we’re making together. Let’s try something new.
by Sam Tuit | Oct 1, 2023 | 0 comments
I felt like I could drive literally anywhere in the world. And I loved that feeling. And I hated that I loved it.
by Sam Tuit | Sep 1, 2023 | 1 comment
They won’t need the little bit of butter you’ll add when they’re done but you’ll add it anyway.
by Sam Tuit | Jul 1, 2023 | 0 comments
It felt solarpunk, if anything with a company’s name on it can be called punk.
by Sam Tuit | Jun 1, 2023 | 0 comments
My problem comes with, for example, the teenage couple directly in front of me at an April show who filmed the entire thing, starting a new recording with each new song.
by Sam Tuit | May 1, 2023 | 0 comments
Even then, a year on, people had mostly forgotten about the game.
by Sam Tuit | Apr 1, 2023 | 0 comments
However, after the nearly six months of absorbing memes, gifsets, and posts imagining the character in modern situations, it will forever be impossible to watch The Princess Bride without acting like the Leonardo diCaprio pointing meme.
by Sam Tuit | Mar 1, 2023 | 0 comments
The Moscow transit system looks more like a jellyfish than Ursa Major looks like a bear.
by Sam Tuit | Feb 1, 2023 | 2 comments
It was a bit like walking into a friend’s home to find they’d unexpectedly moved out, leaving empty shelves, bare walls, and rooms with no furniture.
by Sam Tuit | Jan 1, 2023 | 2 comments
James Bond never would have been allowed to look like this, depressed and wallowing in his pain.
by Sam Tuit | Dec 29, 2022 | 2 comments
If this computer had history from my childhood, there’s no way this wouldn’t be Lego.com.
by Sam Tuit | Nov 29, 2022 | 4 comments
The lack of human hands was a dealbreaker for some members, who were told to “be the pickle jar opener in their own life,” by the group members who chose this option.
by Sam Tuit | Oct 29, 2022 | 0 comments
I am reasonably convinced librarians are the closest thing that exists to wizards.
by Sam Tuit | Sep 29, 2022 | 3 comments
It’s also hard to worship while mentally taking notes on ways to improve for next week.
by Sam Tuit | Aug 29, 2022 | 2 comments
Sure, there’s a half-bird clone of Thomas Edison, but what does the half-bird clone of Thomas Edison symbolize?