I Watched Christian Mingle The Movie So You Don’t Have To
I think Jesus would watch Christian Mingle The Movie with me, and would snort and groan and make snarky commentary in all the right places.
What The Hell Did I Just Watch?
The list of far-fetched hobby-type things goes on—latte art, throwing things in a blender and showing the footage on YouTube (Will It Blend?), keeping moldy water in your garage and selling it to other people (home brewing)…
Recipe for Disappointment
The pleasure of these videos comes from the small frame. Everything is contained, orderly, and clean. All of the mixing bowls—so many!—are matching. All of the ingredients and utensils are always there—without price tags.
Ocean Breathes Salty
So on back. Back to the music video. Back to the lyrics that make the video all worthwhile. It’s not that I’m expecting everyone to get this.
Telling Other People’s Stories
This was my mistake. I tried to tell a story without knowing the lives behind it, without caring. I did not publish that story, however remarkable I still find it. It was not mine to share.
Left Behind in Grand Rapids
I forgot that figuring out life does not always mean getting a job or going to grad school.
Enable Discovery to Meet New People
There comes a point in Tinder messaging where you’ve proven yourselves worthy of exchanging actual text messages.
An Etymological Update
I hope you find these entry updates linguistically accurate and culturally abhorrent.
How to Road Trip to Florida, With Detours, Part 2
So often we tell ourselves to live in the moment, or seize the day, or be present, or rest in the now. But what does that all mean?
The Philosophy of ‘Oh Well’
I attribute my low maintenance, self-motivation, amiable attitude, and ability to work eighty-hour workweeks to my philosophy of not minding anything.
