Places I’ll Never Know
Lights shine along Seattle’s hills, illuminating all the homes where everyone no one knows eats, sleeps, listens, and loves.
Building My Character
So there you have it: my NYC role models. Here’s hoping I learn from their mistakes and also make some non-fictional friends ASAP.
Silence / Noise
It’s a typically bustling city now silent and eerie, “Jingle Bell Rock” echoing forlornly down the avenues.
Here in the Parentheses
I can’t be the only woman who read his post and thought, “You’re kidding, right?” I can’t be the only woman who read his post searching for the punchline.
Dystopia Now
But Nathan was right. I can’t plan for the apocalypse. I can only do what I believe to be useful and good now. I can only do what is in front of me.
Nothing Wasted
When is the last time
You knew what you wanted?
Lying to Children (Is Easy and Fun)
Kids are insanely gullible. They will believe literally anything you tell them.
Your Holiday Google Search History
What do you mix with eggnog? What is a good Christmas gift for someone you are only casually dating?
Salt and Undertakings
I would wear my long underwear for the rest of the day, feeling like a fur trapping Superman throughout econ, band, English, and calculus.
A Definitive Ranking of the Cinedigm 10 Movie Family & Romance Holiday Collection DVD Set
I have used my extensive knowledge of the genre to rank them in order based on the covers and (occasionally) cover copy.
