How do You Get a Cow Across a Firth?
In one corner, it imagines a boat.
Lone Woolf
“I’ve tried this book before,” said I, “with the success of a sore-legged predator. It stings and slogs in a circus of circumlocutions.”
The Juiceman Legacy
I awaited the next instruction; it never came.
God Bless My Noisy Neighbors
I can hear their little terrier skitter across the floor or jump off the couch with an adorable thud.
Figure 1: Chronic Overcommitment Cycle
But then your inbox stays dead. Your calendar remains open.
Phone Calls with Nathan
Like he says,”What’s the worst thing that could happen?”
An Ode to My Check Engine Light
And for a moment I thought, “Ah, maybe the car has healed itself,” before remembering that only living things can heal themselves and that my car, although I sometimes talk to it as if it were a person, is not a living thing.
Digital Ghosts
It was a bit like walking into a friend’s home to find they’d unexpectedly moved out, leaving empty shelves, bare walls, and rooms with no furniture.
Fish Tales
Lurking the rocky bottom, deep in the black abyss of Bear Lake, the walleye patrols his kingdom
The Final Word
Stop littering! Stop using hollow cardboard words!
