Pizza and Other Unexpected Delights
With a soundless slap, the pizza was on my windshield.
A Comprehensive Tier List of the Starbucks Menu
The Chocolate Cookie Crumble is the Mocha Cookie Crumble without the coffee, and the Double Chocolatey Chip is the Java Chip without the coffee. They have all been placed into C tier for this confusion alone.
Exercises in Androgyny
This is often our dichotomy: me with my mane of curly brown-red hair in bright, patterned pastiche; them with their almost-black shag and layers of black jackets.
Papers I Didn’t Write in Seminary
Sin, in other words, might be where the rubber meets the road.
The Virtue of Grumpiness
Tucked into a sea of love and joy is an entire character dedicated to grumpiness.
My Friend Alex
I wonder if two-year-olds can feel lonely.
Things My Father Was Right About
As if I was meant to absorb the classics in the womb.
All This Can Blossom Here?
Aware the world cannot grant safety, Black love fashions its own shelter.
(Almost) Getting Locked in a Cemetery
It’s comforting really, to know that even our greatest achievements will blend into the soil that others will stand on.
Predictions for the Vaderland
I think about saying “bedankt” after ordering but chicken out.
