My Rebellions
And you know what? I regret nothing.
HPC Hipsters
“Better, we thought, to wait out the clock than go looking for new friends.”
Moving Together Without Drifting Apart
Your spouse may ask if you really need all these books and couldn’t you get rid of some? The only permissible answer to such an insult is “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
Mary Kajiwara’s Hundredth Birthday
When everyone gathered around her and started singing “Happy Birthday” in a key far too high, she knew to blow out the candles.
A Good Book Can
A good book can fill you with an odd evangelistic urge to press its pages into someone else’s hands.
Phenotypes of Funny
They don’t smile much, they hate small talk, and you get the sense that they are mentally preparing themselves for an imminent apocalypse.
Overstimulated
I type fast, scroll fast, work fast.
Bicycles, Pizza, and Mail Order Ministry
As it turned out, carb loading for thirtysomethings is rather different to carb loading for teens.
Pizza and Other Unexpected Delights
With a soundless slap, the pizza was on my windshield.
A Comprehensive Tier List of the Starbucks Menu
The Chocolate Cookie Crumble is the Mocha Cookie Crumble without the coffee, and the Double Chocolatey Chip is the Java Chip without the coffee. They have all been placed into C tier for this confusion alone.
