What I did not expect was the particulars of the heist-movie level prank of which I was now the unwitting instigator.
Jack Kamps (’16) has been paid to do many things, such as teach preschoolers, pastor youths, schlep things in warehouses, bake pastries, design curriculum, serve coffee, maintain gardens, and fix computers. Jack is currently a student at Princeton Theological Seminary—though they tend to spend more time working at a few local farms, plotting a future cheesecake business with their spouse, and listening to/talking about the latest Material Girls episode than doing their homework.
The same evils that produced Voldemort and the Death Eaters are not bugs in the magical world—they are systemic features
I was unaware
taking off your shirt in this
means a yellow card.