Please Don’t Read This
Like Shrek and onions, there’s layers to how I feel.
An Open Letter to My Cat
You’ll never experience true disappointment of losing your Duolingo streak.
First Boyfriends and Flaming Lanterns
As soon as I drew my first heart, Drew said, “I’m gonna draw a Goomba.”
Mental Mapping
We drove over seven hours to watch Adri and ninety-nine other middle schoolers answer questions about culture, economics, and rivers I couldn’t pronounce.
Multiverse Grief
If the multiverse was real, I think we’d be an immature society.
Football Saturdays
It’s only 7:30 a.m., but there’s already a buzz in the air.
…And Always (re)Framing
What I did not expect was the particulars of the heist-movie level prank of which I was now the unwitting instigator.
I Survive 5 Minutes in Jurassic Park
Gabbie Eisma: a 5’2” woman of outstanding imagination and library fines. 23 years old. (Note to costumes manager: Eisma should be wearing a salmon-colored button-up shirt over a blue tank top, khaki shorts, round sunglasses, and hiking boots.) (Both booted feet come...
Direction
How am I back at square one again?
Set Your To-Read List Free
Read Piranesi by Susanna Clarke, on my recommendation, and gain no further information before reading.
