Your Holiday Google Search History
What do you mix with eggnog? What is a good Christmas gift for someone you are only casually dating?
Salt and Undertakings
I would wear my long underwear for the rest of the day, feeling like a fur trapping Superman throughout econ, band, English, and calculus.
A Definitive Ranking of the Cinedigm 10 Movie Family & Romance Holiday Collection DVD Set
I have used my extensive knowledge of the genre to rank them in order based on the covers and (occasionally) cover copy.
The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan
Whatever he has been, Dylan always returns to his humanity, and the fact that he’s simply an artist doing his thing.
Setting the Table
Take two balls of dough out from the fridge. Roll out both on the kitchen counter. Don’t bother trying to form a perfect circle, only God could manage that.
Mystery Over Mastery
To name without claiming full understanding and possession is to adopt an attitude of humility, subscribing to mystery over mastery.
A Different Tongue
I had always prided myself on writing and speaking well, and suddenly I was handed different tools to use; they felt cumbersome and did not fit well in my hands.
What’s in a Name
But, during the Advent season, I remember why I like my name.
I Brought Maxi Pads to College
New Prescription: Jumbo supreme maxi pads—the kind only elderly people who can’t control their bladder anymore wear.
The Humble Retellings of a Child Archaeologist
The toy most worthy of keep-me-up-at night-excitement was the authentic kids archeology dig kit. For a mere $29.99 I could uncover the secrets of history.
