Here in the Parentheses
I can’t be the only woman who read his post and thought, “You’re kidding, right?” I can’t be the only woman who read his post searching for the punchline.
Dystopia Now
But Nathan was right. I can’t plan for the apocalypse. I can only do what I believe to be useful and good now. I can only do what is in front of me.
Nothing Wasted
When is the last time
You knew what you wanted?
Lying to Children (Is Easy and Fun)
Kids are insanely gullible. They will believe literally anything you tell them.
Your Holiday Google Search History
What do you mix with eggnog? What is a good Christmas gift for someone you are only casually dating?
Salt and Undertakings
I would wear my long underwear for the rest of the day, feeling like a fur trapping Superman throughout econ, band, English, and calculus.
A Definitive Ranking of the Cinedigm 10 Movie Family & Romance Holiday Collection DVD Set
I have used my extensive knowledge of the genre to rank them in order based on the covers and (occasionally) cover copy.
The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan
Whatever he has been, Dylan always returns to his humanity, and the fact that he’s simply an artist doing his thing.
Setting the Table
Take two balls of dough out from the fridge. Roll out both on the kitchen counter. Don’t bother trying to form a perfect circle, only God could manage that.
Mystery Over Mastery
To name without claiming full understanding and possession is to adopt an attitude of humility, subscribing to mystery over mastery.
