The Aldi Aisles
I want so deeply to love the people around me.
I want so deeply to love the people around me.
To be clear, I have nothing against Mary Oliver.
I think my love of surprises has something to do with my love of good stories.
No wonder your face shows such horror and such fatigue.
The sports reporter lives in a closet in the studio, and the summer intern will never grow up.
There’s always been something magnetic to it, the way that it calls back to the audience for one more scare.
Like all good reckonings, there’s got to be a soundtrack.
I thought, in my sixteen-year-old wisdom, that I’d try blowing the socks off of my fellow AP English Composition students with our term project.
“It’s her. It’s our ghost buster.”
The main question would be does the portal to the ghost dimension in the children’s room count as extra square footage?