To All the Boys I’ve Rejected Before
The whole thing was awkward, really.
Give Me Your Weary
If someone isn’t tired, who are they? Can they stand up?
The Hitchhikers
When I returned, snails lurked in every corner.
sit for moment
“I don’t have my keys,” I told Luke.
Crucially, Non-Cancerous (Part III)
I started tearing up as I agreed to the epidural and signed the paperwork.
The Most Serious Business
It’s fun to imagine a conversation with myself from high school. There are things that would surprise him, and some that wouldn’t faze him, but one thing I know would make him jump up and down in the air with excitement: I’ve been podcasting about Homestuck for the...
Collective Joy at the State Fair
I always have a healthy fear of fish cooked in a truck, but this was a revelation.
City on a Hill
D.C. is the only capital of a democratic country with no voting representation in the national legislature.
What the Mountain Is
Our mountains are mountains in the way that a teacup pig is livestock.
Illinois: Land of Abe Lincoln, the Vampire Hunter
What studio would take that kind of risk on a title that so clearly sounds like a joke?
