Shelling and Your 20s
Our days at the beach are grounding, measured by low tides and the direction of the waves.
When I Was a Critic
On the other hand, I wanted to adapt to the pandemic by becoming one with my couch.
Watching Lord of the Rings for the Ninth Time
Entertain yourselves by quoting lines five seconds before the characters say them. (This only works if everyone finds it entertaining.)
Review: Arcane
Video game-based content is rarely, if ever, this good.
Aberdeen, As I Walked It in 2021
I’ve seen what makes this place valuable, what compels me to call it home.
Disney Attraction Drink Pairings
The pure chaos of this new ride requires equally chaotic imbibing. Maybe one of those middle-school numbers where you mix all the soft drinks together?
Fuzzy Pants and Horn Fanfares
It’s more like poorly funded fan fiction than anything else.
Riddle Me This: What Salamander Are You?
All of these assigned character quizzes are dumb, but I can’t stop taking them.
Tipping the Scales
Death, in our lived experience, is horrifyingly final.
The Morality of Dying Plants
I know that keeping plants alive and being tidy aren’t moral achievements, but sometimes I let myself feel that way.
