Coffee Dragon
I’m like a dragon, sitting on a hoard of treasure that’s useless to me, unwilling to use or part with any of it and somehow still hungry for more.
I was Confronted by My Right Middle Finger!
Michelle: I thought it was normal!
Adult with Me under the Fridgelight
I reject the idea of bleakness after a mountaintop, the idea that the only way forward is down.
Can I Just Give You a Damn Compliment?
Unsurprisingly, this led to an incredibly awkward five-minute conversation.
Embroidery Floss as a Spiritual Revelation
If I begin practicing grannyhood now, by the time I’m a granny I’ll have sixty years of experience at it, so I’ll be a really good one.
Ugly Girl Rep
Did she just say she wants to be felt up when she’s drunk at the club?
Top Five Things You Will Experience Pressure To Do in Your Twenties
If I say I’m bored and/or looking to make new friends, someone’s gotta come up with, “Just join a run club.”
Do Kids Still Make Leaf Collections?
I miss when attention to the world around us, and wonder over the beauty of the earth, was our assignment.
An Open Letter to My Four-Year Apartment
I promise to keep trying to leave room on the walls and shelves for new things, even if that means taking some old things down.
