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I Was Wrong About the Time (And I’m So Sorry)

I was born a few weeks early. So, I’ve been making up for it in five- and ten-minute increments ever since.

I wish that loneliness were linear—I feel lonely in new ways, and old ones too.

Let’s roll that one back, king.

And I think it may have healed a piece of myself.

No worries!

If you can still focus through the cacophony of frog calls and you look closely in the pool, you may find salamander egg masses.

When government spending can be controlled so easily by private interests, what’s stopping those in power from siphoning money from the poorest?

by Noah Keene | Apr 14, 2026 | 0 comments

I hedged my bets that the curriculum decision-makers are some species of otherworldly creature with only vague understanding of human affairs.

Due to the startling lack of sheep in suburban Nashville, he is forced to get creative with his herding talents.

It’s disorienting, how you can feel relieved one day and utterly defeated a week later.