(Almost) Getting Locked in a Cemetery
It’s comforting really, to know that even our greatest achievements will blend into the soil that others will stand on.
Predictions for the Vaderland
I think about saying “bedankt” after ordering but chicken out.
How’s it Pokémon Go-ing?
Even then, a year on, people had mostly forgotten about the game.
Finding God In the Sweatiest* Way Possible
As I attempted to do my tenth minute of abs, teeth clenched, shirt soaked with sweat, the only thing that came to mind was confessing sins to my Lord.
Fainting in D.C.
“You sure you haven’t been smoking weed?” he asked for the third time. “It’s fine if you have, it’s legal.”
911 is Just a Number
I think they might have arrested him in the end, but if they did I don’t know why.
Fond Fireside Flashbacks
“That’ll burn for hours—we’ll be here all night!” someone would observe. But no one ever minded.
On the Dalai Lama Video
Can anyone be trusted?
Bowling
I love learning, I hate being bad at something.
‘Suzume’: The Movie Your Inner Child Needs
“We live side-by-side with death.” And we are allowed to be afraid of it.
