Through the Night
I pictured the coyotes silently circling, their yellow eyes and bared teeth ready to make quick work of the nylon between us.
A Tedious Haunting. In Prose. Being a Ghost Story of Bad Organization Skills
I’m haunted by Things That People Who Have Their Lives Together Should Do.
Wind and Darkness
Some movies you watch over and over with friends to feel good. This is not one of those.
Recipe: 3 Delicious Hard-Learned Lessons, Seasoned with Sarcasm, and Served with a Lifetime of Grudges
The whole ride there, I’m begging God to hold the cake in his everlasting arms.
Ten Places and Spaces I’ve Split My Pants
My shorts were unprepared for a great DJ and a circle of people asking me to vogue.
Is Everything Mainstream Now?
Maybe I just need to get into something nerdier, like styling cosplay wigs or long division.
Falling in Love With Words Again
Maybe I was a writer, but I hated the words.
The Top 5 Best (and Worst) Things About Working at a Comedy Club
There have been nights I’ve had to balance a full tray of drinks on one hand and hold my gut with the other because I’m laughing so hard.
The Daily Checklist I Won’t Follow
I can’t even entertain the thought of working out when the sun has barely risen.
Simultaneity (or The Both/And)
July 3 was the day that more people than I can remember told me they loved me.
