Attendance
I prefer everything with subtitles anyway.
What Is It You Plan to Do?
The moment I began to slide, I thought of nothing.
The Unicorn That Changed My Life
Like Agnes, I decided this unicorn would be mine.
Impressions of Future Bosses
“What part of this job are you looking forward to?”
“Decorating a hallway.”
Homing
Buying a feeder isn’t something one does on a whim; it takes planning.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Me
I’m not sure if that makes me a “bad feminist” in the same way that wanting a perfect body made Fleabag a “bad feminist,” but I wish I had known more about RBG when I was younger
My Coworker’s Cat Almost Killed Us Both
Fergie and the goldfish, thankfully, seemed unaffected.
Does It Matter?
Does it matter that this particular person voting for a corrupt, anti-democratic, avowedly racist and misogynist leader is also a “prayer warrior” and a “champion of the faith”?
The Boons and Banes of Ignorance
Too many fluffernutters will make you queasy.
Retroactive Curiosity
I think I had a couple of good English teachers early on, and I liked reading books, so I decided I must be an English person, and there you have it.
