Animated Plants Ranked by Appeal
The creators wanted you to fear this plant and they succeeded.
Green, Gold, and Red Tape
But if you manage to complete this step, you’re pre-qualified. You’ve qualified to see if you qualify.
No Expectations
Anything I do on top of sleeping and eating a few cookies registers as an accomplishment.
Strangers in the Night
The way that people come together for a prolonged moment around music is kind of bizarre.
Spoil Me
Kay throws out dramatic, world-altering twists as easily as your ex-roommate spoils the new Spiderman on Twitter.
Confident Calumny
My own filters are more poppycock-permeable than I’d assumed.
The (Non-)Contradiction of Belief and Unbelief
Doubt and faith, though mutually contradictory, can be gently held together.
Finding the Answer to a Dumb Question: A Timeline (With Help From My Internet History)
The Fox Sports article was close, but not exact.
The Phenomenon of Good Gas Station Subs
Maybe I’m just too easy to please.
The Art at the End of the World: A (Somewhat) Practical Guide
We will make jewelry from objects that remind us of better times, lost people, and lost places
