Confessions of a Wedding Hater
Bible passages, sermons, vows, unity candles, unity candle alternatives (beer-based)—I’ve got something to say about all of it.
Panem et Circuses
Is there a show that starts with twenty-four-plus contestants that are whittled down to half by the end of the first night?
Metal for Disney Adults
Sorry commenters, sometimes Vessel does sound like the emo kid who wrote poetry in high school.
The Concession Conundrum
But what this anecdote reveals to me upon reflection is not the gleeful victory of one consumer against the upcharging corporate hegemon nor a testament to my sleight of hand.
The Sacrament of Reconciliation
I see that conflict is most wholly resolved when we are moved by the pain reflected in the person before us.
What I Didn’t Tell You I Got For Christmas
“It’s sort of a parody of those angry, serious 20th writers and the people who revere them. ‘Am I a fan of that genre?’ No, can’t say that I am. But I think it’ll be funny?”
Six Little Letters
The word is a slur, certainly, but what word describing Queer folks isn’t?
Call For Audition Submissions
Are you interested in joining the post calvin community? We have openings for new writers beginning this August, and we’d love to hear from you!
Animal People
I’m sure your dog is great, but I probably don’t care about your dog unless I care about you.
My Life as Told by Shayfer James and His Strange Ability to Read my Mind
The two times I saw Shayfer live this year, he played “God Forbids,” and both times I got held by friends while I cried.
