Three Swoon-Worthy Romances and Three that Should’ve Stayed Friends
I can’t believe that I’m unconvinced about a romance with People Magazine’s Sexist Man Alive Paul Rudd. It’s a waste, really.
Yet to Come
The best days of our lives are behind us; the best days of our lives are before us.
Periphery People
He sings along as he weighs my onions.
The Ritual of Snail Mail
Something felt almost sacred about holding them, the faded writing scrawled on the back of fraying cards.
“Hey, You”
Unlike computer interfaces, however, life has yet to present me with a box I can check that says “Do not ask me again.”
Costco Wedding Rings
After a year or so, he wouldn’t remember the first trip, and the third trip with the same snack samples would be just as much of a treat.
French Onion Soup
If I had to choose between a mediocre french onion soup and a meal of three corn dogs with spicy mayo, I would choose the former every time
How do You Get a Cow Across a Firth?
In one corner, it imagines a boat.
Lone Woolf
“I’ve tried this book before,” said I, “with the success of a sore-legged predator. It stings and slogs in a circus of circumlocutions.”
The Juiceman Legacy
I awaited the next instruction; it never came.
