Category Archives: Wisconsin
Get your laughs in, Midwesterners, but for eight-year-old Caitlin, Texas was paradise.
Jesse will be your second Tinder date, and your last.
We drove home and argued. Why was I so angry? About something so small? It’s not about that; it’s about the fact that I feel useless and nothing seems to be going the way it was supposed to go.
I had all but given up on existing in a sweet-smelling world for the foreseeable future, but then, I remembered something miraculous.
I stood ten feet away from Kate Stables in the front row of an audience that barely totaled twenty people, and yet This Is the Kit wasn’t playing for us. They didn’t even know we were there.
“Oh! Like ‘Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird,’ except with bits of conversation. Without, like, any sort of context or link in between?”
Three days later, an industrious little nibbler gets into my bag of white cheddar popcorn. We stash our remaining food in Rubbermaids, bleach everything, and riddle our kitchen with even more mousetraps.
When my wife told me she was pregnant, it was the most surreal experience of my life.
Their shouts of “white power!” were countered by our shouts of “Nazi pigs have got to go!” At the end of the day, nothing really happene