Starting Over
This was the first time my two-week notice meant anything significant.
Where You’d Otherwise Put Your Wife and Kids
How often do we think about what friendships we make as if it is going to fundamentally alter our souls and our human experience?
I…Kind of Hate My Degree
The fact that a stereotypical English major job—or any job, for that matter—didn’t fall in my lap right after graduation isn’t my problem. The mixed messages are.
Becoming a Cat Person
Holding the tassel pole like a fisherman waiting for a bite, I sat on the couch.
Niche Afterlife Agenda
For tetherball, I don’t think they make adult-sides versions of the game. Surely they do in the afterlife, right?
High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Post
That mirrorverse that convinces us that the only way to love something is to dissect it.
The Elusive Inner Child
It seems that my “inner child” has never felt more far away than it does now.
My Summer, as Viewed via YouTube Music
There was no way I wasn’t going to listen to a song named after my home state.
It Doesn’t Have to Make Sense
I like hiking, earthy tones and station wagons—should I go full granola?
The Triumphant Joy of Being Thrown to the Ground by a Linebacker
My colon felt like it was in my spleen.
