Remind Me
Remind me that starting something new is the hardest part.
On Serving (Not in the Cool Gen Z Way)
I began to wonder what it’d feel like to stop and ask myself if I really wanted to go the extra mile.
Return to Form
Enough time has passed that I’ve been able to successfully reclaim sandwiches.
My Brain Gaslights Me
Did I really have to keep shrinking myself? Does it even matter that my friends get uncomfortable?
For SARS-CoV-2, Apply 8 Oz.
Even I am not enough of an instruction fundamentalist to get a measuring cup out while cleaning the toilet.
300 Square Feet
What was sweet about the past two years?
To Kill, or Not to Kill? (A Bug.)
I hate ants for their determination and fearlessness.
Cherrio to Cherrios
Would you eat a damp dish sponge if it was breaded, baked, and dipped in ketchup?
Crucially, Non-Cancerous (Part II)
I was eating Flavor Blasted Extra-Cheddar Goldfish while basking in the sun and having the best moment of my week.
Di-Leverage-emma
It’s a profoundly Obama-era show.
