I Am What I Eat
Every hobby has its own subculture, and eating is no different.
Ohio, and Other Forbidden Loves
Everywhere that has ever been called home by someone is beautiful.
Please Don’t Read This
Like Shrek and onions, there’s layers to how I feel.
An Open Letter to My Cat
You’ll never experience true disappointment of losing your Duolingo streak.
First Boyfriends and Flaming Lanterns
As soon as I drew my first heart, Drew said, “I’m gonna draw a Goomba.”
Mental Mapping
We drove over seven hours to watch Adri and ninety-nine other middle schoolers answer questions about culture, economics, and rivers I couldn’t pronounce.
Multiverse Grief
If the multiverse was real, I think we’d be an immature society.
Football Saturdays
It’s only 7:30 a.m., but there’s already a buzz in the air.
…And Always (re)Framing
What I did not expect was the particulars of the heist-movie level prank of which I was now the unwitting instigator.
I Survive 5 Minutes in Jurassic Park
Gabbie Eisma: a 5’2” woman of outstanding imagination and library fines. 23 years old. (Note to costumes manager: Eisma should be wearing a salmon-colored button-up shirt over a blue tank top, khaki shorts, round sunglasses, and hiking boots.) (Both booted feet come...
