Eating Schnitzel in Germany
Thus, dousing your schnitzel in gravy is a gastronomical shot in the foot, tantamount to putting ice cream in the oven.
The Weight of Nothing
“It’s just that because the universe is expanding, that means it goes on forever, and forever makes now seem pointless,” I told Luke one day.
The Faces of Radio
I can distinctly remember my life before I knew what Delilah looked like, but I cannot go back to that time.
Why I Don’t Write Poems
And if there’s one thing I’m really not, it’s a poet.
When the Movie You Love Doesn’t Love You Back
We started talking about all the shit she got done in Rogue One.
Unfortunately, it turns out Jyn gets zero shit done in Rogue One.
Martha, Martha
Well, shit, Jesus.
The Great Challenge of Trying
Setting a goal is setting yourself up for failure. You set a goal when you want to achieve something, you don’t set a goal for something you already have.
A Definitive Ranking of Chopped Judges
It is truly the judges who shine brightly on this program. So, here is the definitive ranking of the judges from best to worst (as well as a few remarks on their fashion sense).
26.
Forgive me, I still haven’t learned the difference
between beautiful and important things.
La La Life
Mia, waitress, wants to be an actor; Sebastian, broke musician, wants to own a jazz club. But La La Land’s biggest tension happens outside the screen: an unspoken, unreferenced standoff between itself and the twenty-first century.
