A Definitive Ranking of Chopped Judges
It is truly the judges who shine brightly on this program. So, here is the definitive ranking of the judges from best to worst (as well as a few remarks on their fashion sense).
26.
Forgive me, I still haven’t learned the difference
between beautiful and important things.
La La Life
Mia, waitress, wants to be an actor; Sebastian, broke musician, wants to own a jazz club. But La La Land’s biggest tension happens outside the screen: an unspoken, unreferenced standoff between itself and the twenty-first century.
Achievable New Year’s Resolutions
Drink water. Preferably every day. Make your bed…at least once a week.
Genetic Potential
So for the present, let’s stay out of the future. And dear god, let dogs stay dogs, let cats stay cats, and let mice stay undersized rats.
For the Bibliobibuli (Or for Those Who Read Too Much): A Curated Reading List
6 / A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning, by Lemony Snicket. In preparation for the Netflix adaption.
Through the Limbo Days
Come this new year, let’s not see how low we can go.
January 1st, Again
The New Year doesn’t really feel any different. Like birthdays after twenty-one.
Best of 2016
In the spirit of the anthology, we’ve decided to tailor our annual “best of” list to the sections in the book.
Memiography
I can’t be the only one who wanted to know others’ thoughts about them. The stories locked away, whatever they are, waiting to be told.
