Remind Me
Remind me that starting something new is the hardest part.
Hometown Appreciation
I’m only just now exploring places I’ve driven past hundreds of times.
On Serving (Not in the Cool Gen Z Way)
I began to wonder what it’d feel like to stop and ask myself if I really wanted to go the extra mile.
Return to Form
Enough time has passed that I’ve been able to successfully reclaim sandwiches.
My Brain Gaslights Me
Did I really have to keep shrinking myself? Does it even matter that my friends get uncomfortable?
For SARS-CoV-2, Apply 8 Oz.
Even I am not enough of an instruction fundamentalist to get a measuring cup out while cleaning the toilet.
300 Square Feet
What was sweet about the past two years?
To Kill, or Not to Kill? (A Bug.)
I hate ants for their determination and fearlessness.
Thank You, Creston Church
Faithful for a hundred years, faithful to me, faithful beyond me.
Cherrio to Cherrios
Would you eat a damp dish sponge if it was breaded, baked, and dipped in ketchup?
