Now Hiring—Unless You’re Bad at the Internet
Imagine trying to go through the same processes when you haven’t held a cell phone since 1997.
Just-A-Guy Syndrome: The Curse of Magic in Live Action
With preparations in place, the time comes. This ultimate, most dangerous beast is here.
Only Twelve Minutes Delayed
His name was Daniel Brown; he was in his eighties, and he had to “get off the train at Newark!” to go visit his son.
The New York Times Killed My Favorite Game
Perhaps the challenge of accessing the game became the game for me.
Lifeguard are NPCs, According to a Lifeguard Who Doesn’t Game
Notice people, watch them, and see what you learn.
Bookends: It Matters When You Read a Book
Do you get that heady rush after finishing a book? Like drinking a fruity cocktail too fast?
Choose Some Labels, and I’ll Tell You If You’re a Fraud
I don’t mind being without labels, but I struggle to be without narratives.
The National Used to Be My Favorite Band
I hope you know how much it pains me to refrain from editing this journal entry. My sincere apologies.
Muppets I Would Consider Dating and Why
I like to eat yummy food. The Swedish Chef could make me yummy food.
Regression
Even after you’re determined to start loving yourself, the world will still echo the same questions and judgements you’ve been using to crush yourself.
