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To Cope with the Situation, All My Friends Started Birdwatching

I’m very supportive. I nod encouragingly. Even though a part of me expects that I am being had.

Expressing a need isn’t always the same thing as asking someone else to fulfill it, even if you wouldn’t turn down an offer.

This movie’s spring cleaning for your heart.

At some point, why keep setting yourself up for failure and shame again and again?

by Noah Keene | Apr 14, 2025 | 0 comments

The story’s incoherent, the characterization paper-thin, and a potentially compelling mystery reaches a breathtakingly unsatisfying conclusion.

They’re always an adventure, our Wednesday chats.

I wasn’t expecting a woman to lean out the passenger window, pointing at us passionately as she exclaimed, “I’m so proud of you!”

I look at my feet and then at my dog’s feet, all tucked into the backpack she is patiently waiting for me to let her out of.

As awful as Nintendo can be, the charm of Pokémon is undeniable.

She can come to the phone right now, because if she has died, she has also risen.