A Teacher’s Farewell
I never thought I would need to make an explicit rule banning headlocks, but you guys proved me wrong.
The Totally Definitive Kingdom Hearts Tier List
Re:Coded is the unfairly maligned stepsister I will defend with my life.
The All-Inclusive – From Home
Or was I the only one in high school who used the Lonely Planet guide to France to map out the bakeries I wanted to visit?
Sister Vacations
It felt like we had pulled one over on the natural order of things.
Spring Cleaning But Make it Anecdotes
Romans were sacrificing birds to figure that stuff out.
The Back Row, Phone Tag, and Bottled Water
When you need it to drink, cook and brush your teeth with, a gallon doesn’t last long.
This Dry Homemade Tofurkey is Sacred
I can join the response to “Le seigneur soit avec toi” with “et avec votre esprit.”
Theater of the Absurd
There truly is a place in the human soul for interminable stories.
Notes From a Georgia Waffle House
Are we one, two, or three-ply people?
Skins and Friends
I feel as though I ought to have a more bold and discrete position.
