I Don’t Think I’ll Ever Write That Novel
I still have dozens of word docs I abandoned in my early twenties in my Google Drive or on my hard drive.
I still have dozens of word docs I abandoned in my early twenties in my Google Drive or on my hard drive.
I laughed at these wedding magazines, and implicitly, at the women who read them, until this year.
At least you aren’t sweating bullets because you put one through a relation on the very afternoon Hercule Poirot stopped by.
I have never felt lacking in amazing theatre, and neither should you.
As cheesy as it sounds, I sometimes ask myself, “What would Superman do?”
I relished when a substitute teacher would do roll call and I’d prepare to say, “It’s pronounced ‘Carlisle’.”
My fourth confession: I don’t talk about this.
My fellow bridesmaids call me Mary Poppins for my bag full of supplies.
Confession, and the elements that make up Reconciliation, became my safety net.
We would secretly memorize Wild Kratt facts so we could regurgitate them to our parents at our next zoo visit, acting as if we’d always known that otters could be up to six feet long.