I Was Wrong About Going to Waffle House on Valentine’s Day
I respect what mascots do from a distance but I do not want to be caught in their frozen, unblinking gaze, thank you very much.
I Was Wrong About Universes Beyond
It would be weird if a LotR Magic set didn’t feature The One Ring in some way, and disappointing if it wasn’t a powerful card.
The Three New Yorks
When asked if I needed a bag, demonstrated to the shopkeeper that I could simply slot two full-sized wine bottles into the two outer pockets of my oversized winter parka.
Peter and the Starcatcher: Legacy and Inheritance
I got the Neverland stars tattooed on my wrist a few months later. I didn’t want to forget how special it all was.
Enter the Fools
Comedy is a tool that humans need to process and understand tragedy.
Questions Students Ask
Is there a point to anything, and if so, why?
My Not-a-Purity-Ring Ring
It is true that the love I offer to others is a precious and powerful thing.
*Record Scratch*
Now, where were we? Ah, yes, “Please, God.”
My Own Single’s Inferno
There’s no need to rush things.
Start of Something Colorful
What if the one thing I will wear til I die clashed with everything else about me?
