Confronting Life with an Orange Cat
All I could do was cry as this small orange cat decided that I was trustworthy.
That Jellyfish Gets More Lives Than Me?
Imagine if we cloned ourselves as a normal part of middle school and each of our clones, identical to us in every way, went off to live independent lives.
This Year, I Really Ruined Christmas
I think I could be sixty years old, getting ready for retirement, and still not feel fully like the adult of the house.
A Fool’s Guide to Secret Santa
(It will turn out, just not until the party has already begun.)
My Wife Got Hit by a Car
One report said, “Pedestrian vs. car, with significant damage to car.”
The Definitive and Fully Objective View on ‘Pride and Prejudice’
I can’t get away with finishing this review without addressing the damp Colin Firth scene.
When You Butcher a Musical
It feels like the team working on this musical doesn’t believe anyone wants to go to a musical
Remember
The conversation turns from hopes to fears to hilarity and back again. We have known each other for years, and yet our words are new.
The Criminals I’ve Met
There are two types of people who rub me the wrong way: people who can’t take a hint, and people who talk to hear their own voice. Thomas Antonio Inglewood was both.
Word of the Year
Those words came to me in what felt like divine inspiration.
