In-N-Out
The word “overrated” set a burning fire in my soul, set on defending In-N-Out to the grave.
Go Birds!
One thing I love about repping the Eagles is that I’m in good company.
A Different Kind of Presidential Palace
Retreating into the solitude of the wilds is an image I associate with the greens of a beech-maple forest, not the muted browns of the prairie.
Three States, One Story
I assured her I wasn’t taller—there was so much Mormonism in the Utah air that it somehow made her shrink.
Anytime, Always
Almost every house we pass, you know someone who lives there, or used to live there, or you used to live there.
An Unexpected Pit Stop
The words “vacation” and “Nebraska” should never belong in the same sentence.
Notes from a Near Southerner
University of South Carolina, not United States Chicken
The Best and Worst Places in Minnesota
Saw someone once with a bumper sticker that said “I’d rather be driving on Ayd Mill.”
Arkansas is The DREAM (not clickbait)
I did what we all do when our souls are destroyed from capitalism: I took sick leave and ran away to Arkansas.
Driving to Page
I sent dozens of photos to my grandparents’ electronic photo frame.
