Marathon Not a Sprint
The line becomes part of the experience, a lesson in patience wrapped in air conditioning and Mickey Ears wallpaper.
My Favorite Disney Song
If I was magically transported to the 1982 EPCOT Center, I think I’d know how to get around.
Merry Christmas from Florida
The fronds always put me more in mind of Easter.
Eccentric Encounters in Miami
“Do you know Father Gabriel?” she asked me.
An Ode to the Turkey
Let me tell you, dear reader, nothing so wrenches the heart like turkey tears.
The Aftermath
The palm and mangrove trees were stripped of their leaves, and much of the vegetation on the island has turned brown.
Disney Attraction Drink Pairings
The pure chaos of this new ride requires equally chaotic imbibing. Maybe one of those middle-school numbers where you mix all the soft drinks together?
Gator Tales
Have you ever had an amber alert go off on your phone at an inopportune moment?
Skunked on the Suwannee
We’d set off toward Kice Island and everything would go as planned.
Pack It Up
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t contemplate the busted door as a sign from God that I should stay home, but I brushed that off right quick.
