Fuzzy Pants and Horn Fanfares
It’s more like poorly funded fan fiction than anything else.
Ode to Thrift Store Skates
It all came so much easier to my pigeon-toed feet than walking ever will.
Kilted Dance Party
Of all our show weekend traditions, that one ten minute spurt was definitely my favorite.
Paper Football Truce
I am convinced that he chooses the opposite side just to drive me nuts.
Lunch with Santa
Before long I was seated at his table, eating my breakfast burrito and listening to him ramble on about the local waterfalls, the crème brulée he likes to bake for the employees here, and his passion for the COVID-19 vaccination.
Real Life Significance of Rain
I stood with a clump of counselors somewhere around midnight, watching the torrential downpour jarred by flashes of light.
A Year Without Communion
What my heart craved was tangible, and all that I got was virtual.
Chris and Me
I was skeptical both because of its cheesy “find yourself” cover and because I have a poorly veiled hatred of survival-type books.
Sanctuary Tiled in Pink
We both claim the power of a place apart, mine just has a bit less stained glass.
It Kindly Stopped for Me
The sweater fulfilled my need for a constant hug, and I was begrudgingly ready to be still.
The Search for Bigfoot
We examined every moderately noticeable imprint in the ground for traces of him.
Why Am I Teaching Romeo & Juliet?
Yet the saddest part is that in their obsession with each other, Romeo and Juliet are constantly oblivious to the people around them who love them so incredibly much.
A Lesson in Crumpled Letters
I’m much more likely to cling to fictional friendships than I am to real ones.
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Online Teaching Edition
“Wanna see the view from my deer blind, Ms. Boersma? I actually get pretty good Wi-Fi out here.”
Promethium
If you haven’t read this masterpiece, please do yourself a favor and Amazon Prime that sucker in time for some weekend reading.
An Apartment of My Own
Perhaps what I really need to invest in is a nightlight. Preferably dinosaur shaped.
Ice Cream Zagat
A cheesy name celebrating the town it can be found in? 10/10. A charming new addition of orange pool noodles glued to its exterior to ensure social distancing? Dreamy.
Dragons Live Forever
I don’t want to be the kind of camp counselor who is raising a new generation of middle schoolers who have 786 pins on their wedding board on Pinterest.
