Seagrove Beach, September 25
“Fine. How about a chicken?”
Things That Happened to Me in My First Two Weeks at Calvin
The memory of their faces in this moment is one of two life events that can make me cry on cue.
The Farm
Working on an organic farm had sounded like a fun, enriching way to bridge the gap between the end of my sophomore year and the beginning of my summer job at Calvin.
Game of Thrones Season Eight: the Worst, the Best, the Memes
If you need me, I’ll be listening to the Game of Thrones soundtrack on repeat for the next few months.
Broken Number 8
“OHMYGOD I LOOK LIKE A CARTOON,” I bawled, spitting blood into the sink. “I DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE! I’M SO UGLY!”
Fifteen Dresses
Now, in the grand scheme of things, does it actually matter that people know you wore the same dress (gasp!) TWICE in your life?
24 Hours in February
1:15 p.m. “Ope, it’s 1:15, I’ve got to run now,” he says. “Thank you, great to meet you.”
Instagram Accounts to Spark Your Joy in 2019
It was high time for a serious KonMari discard session, and over the course of a couple of days I gleefully tapped the “unfollow” button dozens of times.
NYT Cooking: Recipes in Review
The shine has yet to wear off and the subscription has been completely satisfying.
One Year
“What if we had never met? had broken up in college? were still dating and living apart?” one of us will ask the other.
A Cure for Homesickness
ANGELICA
(continues in the gravelly voice)
WIPE your tears, princess, we’re gonna serenada you. ANITUS!
Earth, Body, Bank Account
Will you have psychedelic bathwater? No. Will you be picking glitter out of your nether regions? Also no.
Encounters of the Patron Kind: Three Memories from Work at a Public Library
I’m not allowed to comment on the items that patrons check out, so I try not to pay attention.
