Ten Places and Spaces I’ve Split My Pants
My shorts were unprepared for a great DJ and a circle of people asking me to vogue.
Is Everything Mainstream Now?
Maybe I just need to get into something nerdier, like styling cosplay wigs or long division.
Falling in Love With Words Again
Maybe I was a writer, but I hated the words.
The Top 5 Best (and Worst) Things About Working at a Comedy Club
There have been nights I’ve had to balance a full tray of drinks on one hand and hold my gut with the other because I’m laughing so hard.
The Daily Checklist I Won’t Follow
I can’t even entertain the thought of working out when the sun has barely risen.
Simultaneity (or The Both/And)
July 3 was the day that more people than I can remember told me they loved me.
Snooze: Is It All Lew’s Fault?
“You can leave our boy, GENERAL LEW WALLACE, famous author of Ben-Hur and fishing enthusiast, entirely OUT OF IT! Thank you very much.”
Flavors of a Post-Film Fog
Punchy and riotous on first taste, it leaves a surprising and persistent note of ontological questioning.
Some Hot Takes on the Internet Archive Lawsuit
Pirating books en masse means depriving authors of pay for their work, impacting both their ability to create and the fate of future books.
My Controversial Double Features
Sometimes the pairing is intended to share themes, while sometimes one simply needs to be picked up off the floor after an Aaron Sorkin script leaves you lying there.
